Getting ready to go to work at LIFE....On closer inspection...Damn! If I wasn't me...Oh God! Do I sound like "Buffalo Bill" on "Silence of the Lambs" or what? eew!
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This is me thinking that I was G.I. Joe that night or something. Am I blinking, winking, going into convulsions? What is going on with me?!
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Just so you all know where I live. Hey...it IS tax free shopping!
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Oh, the days of Mom and Dad's water tourtureing and dressing me in the family dog collar! This picture!! Just Kidding! My parents never put a collar on me, but the water thing...Anyway, Perverts- I am only showing you some of the picture-you get the point.
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This is me...obviously to go on a secret mission dealing with explosives in the tropics. Note the goggles, tee-tank, and plantlife) Actually I was surprised to see someone at a party that I was at. I was equally surprised that the camera person thought that it was a good time to take a photo of me.
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Snowboarding without a shirt on is not that recommendable, but fun none-the- less! I also think that having body piercings uncovered while it's 30 degrees outside builds character. Okay, so I WAS indoors for my first modeling shoot.
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This is me at Halloween-Answering the door and giving kids Champaigne. Don't worry! I really didn't...I gave them Austi Spumanti, which is just sparkling wine. Like I would give them the good stuff instead of drinking it myself! Okay, really...It was my 25th Birthday and I was making a toast to all of my friends. Aren't I sweet? ( Ash...I don't want one comment from you! It was TOO easy.)
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This is the guy that I have a restraining order against.If you see him please call the proper authorities.. He likes to torment me and beat me up all of the time in large crowds of people for no good reason. Okay...maybe in the past when we were kids cause this is my brother, Ashley. He is pretty damn cool! We're twins. Can't you tell? Thank God for him! If he wasn't my brother I don't know where I'd be. I guess the childhood torment was worth it to have him be my big bro'.
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This here is my Ma'! Now you all know where I get my looks from. She can take credit for being one of the most beautiful, fun, and intelligent people I know. She is also the reason that I am the well adjusted person that I am today. She's the reason I went crazy...but, who needs prozak? Take a bow MOM!
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This is my younger sister, Chelsey, holding our gog, Jasmine (who sadly passed away). Isn't my sister CUTE?! Guys, stay away from her! I know people who will rough you up and even bring me your thumb for . This may be the only time I'm NOT joking!
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This is my sister again...she deserves more recognition. I love her to death and consider her to one of my best friends! notice how her eyes look like mirror? Thank god that she was born...not only am i blessed to have her, but people can stop thinking that I am adopted now, being that we are the only ones who don't look Puerto Rican!
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Dad didn't want to be a part of this website. I think that he is in the "Witness prtection Program" None-the-less, he is a good dad and a hard worker- always looking out for my best interests. He even lets me put my hair on the lawn so he can cut it while mowing the grass.What a great dad!
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This some crazy girl who used to come over to my house dressed as Marilyn Monroe. I used to have pictures of Marilyn in my house, so every once in awhile the girl used to dress up like one of the pictures and sing "Happy Birthday Mr. President" to me. Look! They are even wearing the same blouse in this picture! Now that the medications are wearing off, I realize that the lovely woman in this picture is my best friend Magen,who is like a sister to me. I love that girl!
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Just wanted to show you how beautiful Magen is again. Keep your hands off of her...Remember, One Phone call = One of your digits thing?
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This is me at my friends house. They kept trying to tickle and grab my head...yes, the one on my neck!!
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The raving days...Boy, I used to love 'em. Used to!
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Another of me. How surprising...I miss those pants,btw...let this be a lesson not to let boys steal your clothes.
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This is the flyer for my biggest party ever. My brother, Ashley donated his time and talent to make this flier. I will be throwing more parties in the future, but for now I am taking a break from it all. I am focusing on remixing music right now...But, for those of you who have come to my parties know that they are worth waiting for!!
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Old fliers promoting me as a host
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More fliers
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Here's another picture of Ashley. He looks menacing in this picture, but lemme just assure you all that he may be the only person that is crazier than me. (In that "non-stalker" sorta way, of course!) Actually, he is scarier when he ties his shirt in a not and pretends to be a really gay Puerto Rican trying to be a model, and me acting to be the queeny director...all in front of the family at Thanksgiving, no less!
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This was my puppy,Jordan. he was my son for a while, but my (then) roomate gave him away while I was throwing a party in another state. Now do understand why that guy is my EX roomate? i find it funny that Jordan & I only had one addiction at that time...we both would bug out for Bugles- Not the instrument or the dog...the crunchy & tasty snack. (I know, I know. I need serious help)
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Me coming home after the Blue Ball party that I threw. I am coming home at 12 PM...the party was over hours ago, but ya'll know me! I look cracked and beat, I know...oh, I am whistling,btw. Just so you know why my face looks elongated.
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This me and my friends on my birthday. In order from left to right: Jason, one of the best Drum n Bass Djs around; Christa, my partner in crime at the office when we worked together; Me, the nut job; Magen, my best-friend & the one who keeps me crazy and level headed at the same time.
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Damn, I look pale cause the flash! This is me at the club I used to work at on my night off. can u belive that I colored my hair to match the back of my back-pac? I swear, I'll get help when I can find someone who has a prayer in helping me out.
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Me & One of my old employees at one of the clubs i used to run. We are being what is called a "Bargoyle", someone who sits on the bar and drinks all night without moving. Do I look that drunk??
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This is my pet monkey,Plate. He watches my stuff while I'm away on business, so I let him do bad stuff, Like get his eyebrow pierced, get a tattoo, and play with fire-crackers. I got him after a joke i played got carried away. See, I dated this girl in high school that could bore a starving dog off of a meat wagon. I was making monkey noises while on the phone with her. she thought it was real and asked me his name. i was eating a sandwich at the time and looked at the nearest thing to me which was a plate. Get it? So, a few months later she came over to my house and was looking around my room. She proceeded to look around and asked, "Where is your pet monkey?". After thinking for a moment about what the Hell she was talking about, I laughed and called her a Dumbass.
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What my tattoo looks like...it's between my pelvic muscle and below the hip...why I decided to tell u all that, I have NO IDEA.
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This is a pic of me after parting way too much and doing something REALLY, REALLY, REALLY BAD...This picture of me in my utter disgust...Don't ask!!
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